t seems like we should have been making skateboards a long time ago, right? But we didn't. But we did now. So fork over your fucking allowance. For fifty dollars, which is almost nothing, you get a deck crafted from maple wood and produced by Chapman Skateboards. It's an East Coast based company so support your community and blah blah blah.

The bottom of this board is emblazoned with our familiar Keep Watch crest. Looking at this logo with the three locations we have will seem quaint when we take over the world and have more shops than Starbucks.