If you're gay or a girl or you're rich or you love records you are going to love these bags. Maybe this thing is just a giant purse for you. You got some real big makeup and you're the kind of person who has to carry around a second fucking pair of shoes. Maybe you have a whole goddamned portable pharmacy's worth of legal or illegal drugs. Put 'em in this goddamn bag and then tote it along with you or else.

We got it with a fucking bear on it in black and the same bear but in white. You like eyes without a face? Well guess what numbnuts, we got a sack for you! You must be a giant gay guy who needs a man purse. Or you must be a giant girl who needs to have a sack that will prepare you for any emergency. Or you must be rich and constantly on the way to the boathouse and you want to keep your yacht snacks in here. Or maybe you are a record buying hoarder and you need to hoard your purchases in a little hoard satchel. Get one of these fancy sacks and learn to relax.